Rolig styvmamma använder skäggförtjockare på sin stora studsande vackra buske

I’ve got a whole range of toiletries for men so that they can shower before and/or after having a play date with me. The collection includes a selection of products for beards, including some thickener. Back before my life went disastrously wrong twelve years ago, I would have referred to this kinda thing as an ‘artistic experiment’. I love artistic experiments! The phrase was coined by some chap in a bar in Camden after a Beans On Toast gig in 2012. Hehe. Anyway, I’d wanted to see what effect the beard thickener would have on my full on bush, so as I’m currently staying with UncleM0therfucker and could use him as a camera man, I did!