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...yummy mummy all the way from the Welsh Valleys, don't you know?

So, drag out your Max Boyce, your Shirley Bassey and your Tom Jones albums,

stick 'em all on at once, 'cause we're gonna have a good time.

She wants to be a bluebird babe and a bend-over slut!

Do you like the way I said that? Slut!