Hon avgår med högklackade skor när hon engagerar sig i intim aktivitet med sin attraktiva partner på soffan.

Yeah girl, I'm just sitting here, I'm so bored, I'm horny as hell.

Well, I called the sprinkler guy, last time I seen him he was so cute, he was sexy, I think, you know, so I called him.

Now there's nothing wrong with the sprinkler system, I turned the switch off.

I know, I know, but he was so sexy, I just want some, you know, so I'm horny.

I'm single, what's wrong with it?